[[All of this is spoken in a rather mumbled whisper]]

Some, um...

[lots of uncomfortable rustling in the background. Cough cough.]I'm, uh...pretty sure that everyone heard I killed Mr. Owl last week. It was a shame, and such a beautiful owl soul was lost when he just sort of...careened into my orange juice ( Read more... )

 OH THE WORLD IS ENDING IN AN UTTERLY MIND-BOGGLING AND EXASPERATING WAY! Oh, mère la plus chère! Le monde est sorti juste pour me recevoir aujourd'hui! Je vous veux dire, ai vu tous ces hibous - er, I mean!

There was a bird - well, an owl - this morning and it landed in my orange juice today! It just sorta...flopped there. And splashed juice ALL ( Read more... )